Internet Bank Holiday

The internet is closed today.
No Wifi. No Service. No Nothing.
Outside your screen a world awaits;
With no browsing, or clicking, or buffering.

The internet is closed today;
The World Wide Web is shut.
Not to worry, only for a holiday,
Tuesday it’ll be back up.

It’s an Internet bank holiday,
There will be no mobile banking.
Plus all the pornstars needed a rest,
So there will also be no…

Go out, get hear the birds tweet,
Get your face in a book!
Do your stalking the old fashioned way,
From a tree or shrub.