I wore my gym clothes to bed

I wore my gym clothes to bed,
And it felt wonderful.
Plus I woke up three pounds lights;
Having curled up with a kettlebell.

Sure, napping in running shoes,
Wasn't so comfy.
But whilst others sleep by counting sheep,
I was dreaming of cross country.

I can no longer differentiate
the mattress from my yoga matt.
I’m in bed with my trainer-
Fuck, not like that.

And when my PT announced that
there was ‘30 of rest’,
better believe I am taking it too literal;
By wearing gym clothes to bed.